May 2013
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mamakarkat:
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lil-hal:
my brother tried to hit me with his sword today i just kind of grabbed it and snapped it in two and then he started crying
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crispychocolate:
attackofthepartycannon:
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totalblatherskite:
1000 posts on tumbr dot com
pretty sure congratulations isn’t in order here
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FRICK i lost again
[12:54:18 PM] Agenarchi: <3 [12:54:24 PM] Agenarchi: your breathing is adorable [12:54:35 PM] Agenarchi: but slightly less so when it’s right under the mic :3
jacquerel:
Did you ever wonder what it must be like to recording the opening themes to children’s cartoons
A group of grown men standing stoically in a soundroom, trying to keep a straight face
singing about Beyblades
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aGENT BLEW ME A KIS S ON SKPYE CHAT
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drakenforge asked: JAAAAAAMEEEES BAXTERRRR?
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“When I was a kid, you know I immigrated to the States in 1978, and I’m six years...”
– John Cho (x)
Daily reminder that media representation matters. We need to see ourselves in stories to believe in the possibility of our own stories.
(via theboxscene)
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ididthatonce:
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you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.
If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my sociopolitical blogosphere
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goldenfreezeover:
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tltty:
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
diomuerto:
8r8kh34ds:
if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people
“HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die”
SLAPS
“wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow”
your arm would get tired pretty quick
some sacrifices are worth it
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hiddlestalker:
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heyfunnie:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
There’s a kid in my class named...
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ringostarring:
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
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bigblacknips:
reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit
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airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
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lameborghini:
girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
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obamasdaughterssister:
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obamathepresident:
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I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriend
remember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
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lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
Dhaka, Bangladesh
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Longkou, China
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University Place, USA
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Cambridge, England
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Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Johannesburg, South Africa
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Munich, Germany
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Arnhem, The Netherlands
Florence, Italy
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Manchester, England
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Birmingham, England
St. Louis, USA
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The Male Privilege Chronicles #10
logicd:
>Go on a date with a girl >Take her to a nice restaurant >She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks >Ask for the check >The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table >Look of horror comes across the girl’s face >I reach for the check and place my credit card inside >She begins to tremble >Tears well up in...
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nekisahloth replied your post i love agent
Every time you post about them I squee a little for you.
>3<
i can’t Like replies unfortunately
but i’m glad other people are glad that i’m glad! if that makes any sense, haha…agent is the best thing to happen to me for months, easily. i love them very much.
